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Czarinaisms:

"Look! Daddy shaved the grass!"

"Just a minute. I'm shuffling my tea." (She meant "stirring".)

Looking outside this morning to see frost on the grass: "It's crunchy outside!"


And from Fatso:
Fatso had to draw the Great Seal of the United States for his co-op history class. Fatso has many talents, but drawing is not one of them. Below the seal he wrote, "You go school with the art skills you have, not the art skills you need."

And from a homework assignment turned in by one of my literature students:

"The British soldiers were sharpening their bonnets." ("bayonets")

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